We are off to see Black Swan tonight! So in honour of the occasion, let's pay homage to Miss Portman's old flame, the spectacle that is Devendra Bahnhart. Natalie, you're clever, beautiful, and hilarious, and I hate to criticize buuut... you've made the wrong choice. Devendra is equally clever/ beautiful/ hilarious and he can certainly write a song or two. This is the man you should be marrying and makin' babies with, not some ballet choreographer man - even if he is French. Just saying.